Lover of the Achievement Hunter boys. Easily bored. I am a HUGE fan of the Michael / Ray friendship, Team Love and Stuff, and co-manage the blog When AH Stole Our Hearts. My favorite thing in the world to do is sleep.

BIG thank you to EllaMRed for the artwork!

**Prompts are currently closed.**
Who I Follow



  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shit down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 



This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(via novaspolitan)

Gavin strikes Ryan even when he’s in the UK on the Patch #67

  • Gavin in Cloudberry Kingdom: WE'RE BACK, BITCHES!
  • Ryan in 3D Ultra MinuGolf: WE'RE BACK, BITCHES!





I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

(via knight-of-motherfucking-time)

My entry for the Rage Happy Big Bang , which was so much fun to participate in. I had the wonderful honor of being partnered with Tats (thisandthensome), who is a dear friend, and worked really hard to put this piece into podfic form (link below) for all of you who may want to listen along as you read, or just listen instead! She did an outstanding job, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to have worked with her. Thank you so much, friend! : )

Pairings : 
Ryan / Gavin focus, with some Michael / Ray, Geoff and Jack
Word Count : 13,410
Content : Friendship, Fluff
Warnings : none.
Summary : When Gavin goes back home to tend to some family issues, Ryan refuses to get emotional over saying goodbye. As the time passes, however, he finds he’s struggling more than he ever thought he would in the absence of his friend. 

Click here listen to the Podfic by Tats.

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